dragonlordoferebor:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

best 

thing

ever

Last one is a winner.

riningear:

recreationalcannibalism:

daringstars:

horny-heiwajima:

Yup. Disney sure was racist before they added a black woman.

Because everyone knows that the only races there are in the world is black and not black.

Silly Disney.

While I love Princess and the frog, the idea that Disney hadn’t done any other racial differences is mindblowing. I mean really?

Add to that the “Ooh, mixed race couple! How inclusive!” argument.

Because Disney

Has never

Done that

The last one isn’t even the same fucking species.

I think this was the whole point of that last one.

i’m waiting to see the racism.

im-alex-s:

wmill:

vgkait:

11thousandkm:

sochzee:

Your story’s lenght: 70 episodes 1 remake
Your genre: eechi
Your character: hopeless pervert
Your love: hopeless pervert
The climax: Your lover hold your hand
The Ending: Bam! You’re now a sexy vampire.

This sound me like twilight

i’m a fucking sparkle vampire

Your story’s lenght: 69 episodes
Your genre: mainstream
Your character: hopeless pervert
Your love: the ninja
The climax: You turn into a magical girl
The Ending: Zombie apocalypse

ah shit Sofia magica with Zombies and ninja

I’D WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF IT

Your story’s length: 25 episodes
Your genre: magical girl
Your character: the mysterious one
Your love: the maid
The climax: the final battle starts
The Ending: aliens attack

what the fuck kind of show am I in

Your story’s lenght: 69 episodes (that’s too much for good anime. Shit’s already ruined. FUCK!)
Your genre: Ecchi. (Mhmm ok cool. At least it’s not yaoi.)
Your character: The Tsundere (???)
Your love: The Dandere (What the fuck is dandere?!?!)
The climax: You confront your nemesis
The ending: not found. your series got canceled.

ten outta ten

Your story’s lenght: 2 seasons of 24 episodes (okay neat)
Your genre: harem (ahaa good good)
Your character: the fabulous max~ (yes yes great) 
Your love: the social butterfly (alright)
The climax: you make eye contact with your crush (mmmm sure okay)
The ending: you choke with a broccoli and die (wait…wha-)

I’D WATCH IT. 

Your story’s lenght:  2 seasons, 260 episodes each. whaa?

Your genre:  tragedy

Your character:  the badass

Your love:  the mysterious one

The climax:  you forget to knock and your naked sister starts yelling (inb4 nosebleeds)

The ending:  your lover gets hit by a car

So sort of like Katawa Shoujo in that fashion, okay, I can dig it.

yay friendship!

is it something thats 18+, or should I put my pants back on?

catversushuman:

Come here…or don’t.

Not only are cats less awesome than dogs, but this cat has a X for a butthole.

dotcore:

via Raised by Screens.

Aww, I love Eevee.

From this past weekend on Late Night With Cry And Russ. I have a few Cry videos, and someone requested I go back and record this one. Enjoy.